In a shocking twist that will surely make cyber criminals blush with pride, the world now knows that the ingenious minds behind the FortiGate attacks were not, in fact, high-budget secret agencies, but just some tech-savvy individuals using CyberStrikeAI. That’s right, your friendly neighborhood hacker just raided FortiGate using open-source software, possibly while sipping on a home-brewed kombucha.

Team Cymru, known for their herculean efforts in unraveling cyber mysteries, discovered the use of this DIY toolkit. It appears that this open-source marvel was the weapon of choice against 55 countries. If only these hackers could also open-source their recipe, maybe we’d all become ethical hackers by osmosis.

The lesson here? Apparently, not all heroes wear capes; some compile code in their basement and give cyber professionals everywhere existential crises. But fear not, at least we know that when the robots take over, they’ll share their source code too!