In a move surprising absolutely no one, Microsoft has announced yet another batch of security patches addressing 80 vulnerabilities in its software. Because hey, what’s a month without a thrilling game of ‘Guess the Bug’?

Of these 80 delightful flaws, only eight have been deemed ‘Critical’. You know, the kind of critical that’s less ‘urgent life-saving surgery’ and more ‘my vintage surfboard collection just fell off the wall’. The other 72 are labeled ‘Important’ because it’s always important to keep the bar low and expectations lower.

Notably, among the patched vulnerabilities is an Azure bug with a perfect CVSS score of 10.0, proving once again that if you’re going to do something, do it spectacularly wrong. No zero-day exploits this time, but there’s always hope for next month!