In an unprecedented move, Microsoft has partnered with India’s Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) to dismantle Indian call centers behind scams targeting Japanese citizens, proving that Excel spreadsheets aren’t their only tool for world domination.

The CBI, often more elusive than the Wi-Fi password at a family gathering, conducted searches in a thrilling 19-location spree reminiscent of a Bollywood movie montage, featuring Microsoft as the tech-savvy supporting actor we never asked for.

With the arrest of four individuals, these call centers were finally forced to drop the “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” script, presumably written on leftover Windows 95 paperclips. Meanwhile, Microsoft developers everywhere sighed with relief, knowing their software was no longer the biggest thing getting dismantled.