In a move that leaves mere mortal SIEM solutions trembling, Microsoft has announced the ascension of its Sentinel Security platform to full agentic status. No longer content with just managing incidents, Sentinel now boasts a unified data lake so vast, Poseidon himself would need a map.

This monumental leap was made possible by the introduction of the Sentinel Graph and a Model Context Protocol (MCP) server. Rumors suggest that the MCP server previously worked as master control in a popular 80s arcade game but has since decided digital defense was a more noble pursuit.

With graph-based context and semantic access, Sentinel now pitches itself as the Yoda of cybersecurity tools. Critics, however, note that charging companies for the privilege of protecting themselves from perpetual threats might make Microsoft less Jedi and more part of the Empire. May the forced updates be ever in your favor!