In a stunning revelation, Microsoft has decided to spice up the tax season by warning 29,000 users about a new flavor of IRS phishing. Because honestly, if there’s anything more exhilarating than taxes, it’s dodging hackers who think you’re due a refund.

Phishing experts have reportedly teamed up with the IRS to bring you the ultimate tax experience. After all, what screams ‘American tax season’ like potential identity theft while filing your 1040? It’s like the IRS has turned into a game show, only the prize is malware and regret.

Microsoft’s strategic plan to combat this involves advising users to avoid clicking on links that promise a refund. As if anyone needed to be told that a government agency would never be so efficient as to personally email you money. Next, they’ll be telling us not to answer calls from “the Prince of Nigeria’s” IRS office.