In a groundbreaking New Year’s resolution, Microsoft has decided to reward its dedicated Windows users with 114 bug fixes, dubbing it a ‘Fix-a-Thon.’ This event is the technological equivalent of a grocery store telling customers they’ve found a hundred expired items, but don’t worry, they made a new shelf!

Among the crowd, one lucky bug stood out. It was actively exploited in the wild, probably living its best life until Microsoft came in like a reality TV interventionist. Now, this bug has been sent to rehab, where it’ll learn why its actions were harmful to its digital fellows.

We’ve got privilege escalations, information disclosures, and remote code execution vulnerabilities all trying to act like they’re not part of the problem. It’s like Windows tried to throw a surprise party for 2026 and forgot to invite antivirus software. Stay tuned, because at this rate, February promises at least 115.