In a groundbreaking discovery, Meta researchers, armed with cutting-edge magnifying glasses, have unearthed a digital relic: over 150,000 scam accounts not as cleverly disguised as your uncle’s photoshopped travel pics.

Authorities from across the globe, including bustling cyber hubs like New Zealand and, of course, Canada with their polite ‘please stop scamming’ notices, have joined hands in deciphering that not everyone on the internet is interested in friendship. Bit late to the party, but carry on.

Meanwhile, the Royal Thai Police made 21 arrests, marking the first time a Facebook birthday notification actually led to something productive. Meta assures us that disabling accounts is just the start, not a full-blown miracle. Stay tuned for more exciting episodes of ‘Should’ve Done This Ages Ago’.