In an unprecedented show of cybersecurity creativity, malware artists have decided that targeting merely popular browsers such as Safari and Chrome lacks spice. Enter the new XCSSET variant, now auditioning for a spot on your Firefox, ready to mix a clip of your digital life into tomorrow’s viral internet sensation.

With clipboard hijacking now tantamount to an avant-garde reinterpretation of copy-paste, XCSSET’s persistence module ensures you never miss reruns of your most mundane digital actions. Security experts are baffled, asking, ‘Why wouldn’t you want a malware to keep tabs on that suspiciously long password you copied from your password manager?’ Indeed, the devil is in the details, or in this case, your clipboard.

Channeling its inner Houdini, XCSSET employs encryption and obfuscation techniques that could put even the best spy novels to shame. While experts try to decrypt the motives, one thing is clear: XCSSET is the malware with an eye for digital curation, turning your browsing data into the next big cyber exposé. Stay tuned as your Firefox becomes the stage, the clipboard the script, and the macOS the unwitting producer of this ongoing drama.