Welcome to the ultimate webinar where IT wizards can discover the magical art of spotting risks, brought to you by the same community that can edit Wikipedia—and your system. Remember, if something’s free, you’re probably the product. Or was it the guinea pig? Either way, it’s an adventure!

Why trust a multi-billion dollar software giant when you can rely on a community-maintained tool named after chocolate or something that sounds like a budget airline? With these platforms, you have the unparalleled excitement of wondering whether today’s update will fix a problem or transform your laptop into a sentient being with a superiority complex.

Embrace the thrill of unpredictable package updates! Will it patch a security hole or open a portal for digital chaos? Nobody knows—least of all the developers who thought adding a ‘dark mode’ would distract you from the prospect of your data spontaneously becoming open-source. Join us to learn how to balance your workload with a treasure hunt for vulnerabilities!