In a stunning new initiative to boost employment, the Lazarus Group has taken their talents from the dark corners of hacking to an unexpected realm: job recruitment. By planting malicious packages in npm and PyPI, these cyber-geniuses are now providing opportunities for developers worldwide to join their prestigious ranks. Who knew hacking could come with a benefits package?

Codenamed ‘graphalgo’, this campaign is the hottest new trend in shady employment schemes. Forget LinkedIn; the real networking is happening in code repositories where you, too, can become part of the Lazarus legacy. Just download a package and congratulations—you’ve made it to the second round of interviews!

With the job market tougher than finding a bug in a haystack, perhaps a career in malware distribution is just what you need. Apply now, and don’t worry about your resume—Lazarus is already ‘scanning’ it for you!