In an unexpected twist that could almost be mistaken for a public service, the notorious Konni hackers have innovatively repurposed Google’s Find Hub feature as a remote data-wiping weapon, promising to save us all from regrettable emails, questionable downloads, and the occasional awkward selfie.

The group, already famed for their cyber shenanigans, has now gifted us with the ability to remove digital traces as efficiently as you’d purge your browser history before a nosy relative borrows your laptop. Ironically, the same hackers who previously lurked in your device’s shadows are now offering a service that might just have you considering sending them a thank-you note—if only you weren’t worried they’d wipe that too.

Disguised as everyone’s favorite new-age therapy apps, these malware packages promised stress relief, but instead offered hard drive relief, proving that sometimes you just need a little cybercrime to declutter your life.