In a shocking twist blending espionage with a hint of culinary madness, North Korea’s elite hacking group has announced their latest creation: a digital Frankenstein built from the seemingly harmless-sounding BeaverTail and OtterCookie. No, these aren’t exotic dishes from Pyongyang’s top-secret restaurant—they’re menacing malware components given a delightfully misleading name.

Sources inside Cisco Talos have unveiled this connoisseur’s choice malware, suggesting that the hackers were seen cackling maniacally while wearing chef hats as they stirred their cyber cauldron. ‘You could say they’re refining their recipe,’ said a spokesperson, ‘though Gordon Ramsay might scream something about it being raw.’

The hackers’ decision to merge the functionalities of BeaverTail and OtterCookie has left cybersecurity experts both impressed and slightly jealous. Rumor has it that rival hackers in Silicon Valley are now scrambling to combine their own malware with trendy fusion cuisine names, such as Phishing Caviar and Ransomware Ravioli.