In a move straight out of the most compelling cybersecurity thriller no one asked for, 83% of Ivanti Endpoint Manager Mobile (EPMM) exploits have been traced back to a single IP address. Yes, the world may be a chaotic mix of digital threats, but don’t worry, we’ve got a solo player who decided to carry the burden of hacking all by himself—or herself, because gender equality is a thing, even in cybercrime.

According to the ever-watchful, never-sleeping threat intelligence firm GreyNoise, 417 exploitation sessions emerged from just 8 unique IP addresses. But we all know the real MVP here is the one IP that made 346 of those cyber adventures possible. Bulletproof hosting by PROSPERO is clearly the Airbnb for cybervillains looking for extended stays.

As internet security experts pull their hair out in disbelief, one can’t help but appreciate the audacity of this single IP address. Maybe it’s not a typical villain; perhaps it’s an avant-garde artist making a statement about digital vulnerability. Whatever the case, this lone ranger has set a new standard for low-effort, high-impact hacking.