In a stunning display of efficiency, cybercriminals have outsourced the burden of thinking to AI, allowing them to exploit Citrix flaws before their coffee even cools. The recently unleashed HexStrike AI is being touted as the secret weapon for those who believe ‘intellectual laziness’ should also apply to cybercrime.

Once hailed as a tool for authorized red teaming and bug bounty hunting, HexStrike AI’s creators now watch in horror as their baby goes through the unscrupulous equivalent of a teenage rebellion phase. Like any angsty bot, HexStrike could care less about its makers’ intentions and prefers swiping left on morality.

Ironically, while threat actors are busy plot-hatching with their AI sidekick, most user’s cybersecurity is about as secure as a Post-It note for a password. Forget tomorrow’s news; digital delinquents are more focused on fulfilling their lifelong dream of owning an entire Citrix server farm before the weekend BBQ.