Why rummage through code when AI can do it for you? In today’s digital age, hacking has become just another gig economy job where cybercriminals take breaks at quaint cafés while their AI assistants craft the latest phishing schemes. No longer do they need to cater to big corporations; now your neighborhood grandma with her cat memes is fair game!

With AI-powered phishing kits, hackers can finally spend more time binge-watching true crime documentaries instead of creating them. It’s a win-win: your passwords get stolen, and they never miss an episode of ‘Hackers Who Hack.’

Gone are the days of sweaty dark basements and hoodies. Today’s hackers prefer hijacked infrastructures and insider tricks, delivered straight to their doorstep by the bots who really run the show. Because honestly, who has the energy to ‘hack the planet’ when you can just hack your way to the top of the Netflix queue?