In a groundbreaking innovation, cybercriminals have turned into the unexpected heroes we never asked for—offering ‘Security Patch with Every Hack’ deals. Forget about those outdated vendor security updates. Why wait for official patches when you can have a hacker do it for you?

Reports have emerged of cunning trespassers breaking into cloud Linux systems via an ancient Apache ActiveMQ flaw and graciously sealing the security hole behind them. This is akin to a burglar fixing your broken door lock after robbing your house, leaving you wondering whether to call the cops or write them a thank-you note.

These benevolent digital bandits, deploying malware whimsically named DripDropper, are part of a new wave of ‘ethical exploitation,’ raising the bar for both criminals and cybersecurity experts. It’s a bit like setting fire to your neighbor’s lawn and then mowing it for free—destructive yet undeniably considerate.