In a shocking turn of events, cybercriminals have discovered that vulnerabilities in Ivanti Connect Secure (ICS) are not just fancy tech jargon for guilt-free snacks. Instead, they are pathways to unleash havoc, much to the confusion of everyone who assumed it was a diet trend.

Armed with the catchy malware MDifyLoader, these threat actors have shown an unhealthy interest in exploiting vulnerabilities named CVE-2025-0282 and CVE-2025-22457, proving once and for all that numbers are just as effective in causing chaos as they are in causing headaches during math class.

Security researchers, in a desperate bid to keep up, have expressed concern that the hackers might eventually learn that Cobalt Strike isn’t a new energy drink, but rather a tool for in-memory attacks. Until then, the cybersecurity world continues its noble quest in explaining that zero-days have nothing to do with fasting diets or detox plans.