In an unprecedented move, SonicWall has introduced a revolutionary new feature for its cloud backup service: hacker access! Now, unauthorized parties can grab firewall configuration backup files, giving them a head start in their cyber misadventure careers. Talk about cutting-edge innovation!

Not to worry, SonicWall assures us that the files are encrypted, showing once again their commitment to providing first-class security theater. Of course, while encryption remains a key selling point, the mere possession of such files could increase the risk of ‘targeted attacks,’ which we assume means hackers are now VIP guests with a complete backstage pass.

Never one to miss out on customer service, SonicWall is diligently working to notify all affected customers. After all, nothing says ‘proactive support’ like a hearty “Oops, our bad!” email. With this new feature, SonicWall is clearly setting new trends in how to keep the cybersecurity industry on its toes.