In a thrilling plot twist that shocked absolutely no one, cybercriminals have embraced their inner opportunists, exploiting critical vulnerabilities in Dassault Systèmes DELMIA Apriso and XWiki. Experts would be tearing their hair out if they hadn’t already accepted baldness as an occupational hazard.

While ordinary folks struggle to keep their Wi-Fi from crashing during a cat video marathon, our digital miscreants have been busy turning code injection into their own form of cardio. After all, why bother with mundane activities like ‘ethical hacking’ when the cyber world is your oyster and CISA’s alerts are basically your treasure map?

These exploits are a nod to the age-old adage: ‘If at first, you don’t succeed, find a security flaw and get elite hackers to do it for you.’ As headlines roll in, it’s comforting to know that while the digital world burns, at least someone is having fun.