In a groundbreaking move to keep users from diving headlong into a virus-laden abyss, Google has announced a new policy that requires a 24-hour ‘marination’ period before users can sideload apps from unverified developers. Because who can say no to a tantalizing mix of suspense and security?

This new digital detox gives users the chance to meditate on their decision to install the next potential Trojan horse, or perhaps gives developers a full day to contemplate whether their app is truly worthy of such a commitment. Either way, it’s a win for those who enjoy adding a touch of bureaucracy to their tech adventures.

Critics argue this will only drive impatient thrill-seekers to less secure platforms, but Google reassures everyone that this is merely a test of patience—a virtue every Android user should acquire. Essentially, it’s like putting an adult content filter on a roller coaster, ensuring only the most determined get their malware fix.