In a stunning show of bravery, Google has disrupted the UNC2814 hacking group responsible for sneaking into 53 organizations across 42 countries, proving once again the classic saying: ‘If you can’t beat them, log them out.’

UNC2814, also known as the cyber equivalent of Carmen Sandiego, has reportedly been on a world tour, targeting international governments and telecom companies. Their motto: ‘Have malware, will travel.’ Now, after their digital joyride, they’re facing the ultimate humiliation — a lock screen they can’t bypass.

Reacting to the news, the alleged perpetrators simply issued a statement: ‘Mea culpa, 404 — not found. But seriously, Google, it was just a phase.’ Experts say this isn’t the last we’ll hear from them, as new malware groups will inevitably pop up, like whack-a-mole on steroids.