In a twist of virtual fate, a GitHub account meant strictly for code suddenly transformed into an email portal for cyber villains. The grand reveal came when Salesloft admitted their prized repository was compromised, sparking a cascade of chaos akin to accidentally replying-all in a disaster response email chain.

The detective work, headed by Google’s own Mandiant, revealed that the cyber sleuths, dubbed UNC6395, were no ordinary hackers. These keyboard warriors turned Salesloft’s GitHub into their personal Disneyland, frolicking from March through June, leaving a digital breadcrumb trail for 22 companies to follow in sheer horror.

This gripping tale showcases the perils of the modern supply chain, where a single misplaced semi-colon can lead to digital decimation. As companies scramble to patch holes in their virtual armor, one can only imagine executives now wish their protection was as robust as their spam filters.