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In a truly unprecedented turn of events, a group of fire ants has emerged as the latest threat to corporate cybersecurity, putting even the most advanced human hackers to shame. Experts are baffled and exterminators ecstatic as these little critters chew through firewalls like their titular substance. It appears that Fire Ants have found a new calling in the virtualization world, proving once and for all that tiny brains can indeed wield enormous power.

Infamous for their tenacity and painful stings, the Fire Ants have allegedly partnered with shadowy hacker collectives (or perhaps just a rogue beekeeper with a grudge) to target VMware ESXi and vCenter environments. Companies are scrambling to safeguard their systems, considering deploying ant traps alongside traditional cybersecurity measures. Meanwhile, the concept of ‘antivirus’ software has taken on a whole new meaning.

VMware has yet to comment on this development. Insiders speculate they are busy crafting a new update packet filled with Raid Tactical Gel and a digital magnifying glass, while the developers rebrand as exterminators. One thing is certain: the dawn of insect-based cyber warfare is upon us, and we’re all just part of the digital picnic.


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