In a stunning revelation, North Korea’s notorious Lazarus Group has been caught moonlighting as remote IT workers, proving once and for all that cybersecurity threats can also have side hustles. The researchers who captured the scene live are allegedly still recovering from the shock of witnessing potential supervillains slinging code in sweatpants and sipping questionable lattes.

This joint investigation, spearheaded by a troupe of cybersecurity entertainers—BCA LTD, NorthScan, and ANY.RUN—aims to highlight the exceptionally disturbing revelation that even cybercriminals need to supplement their income. Experts say this is partly due to the skyrocketing prices of secret lairs and the increasing cost of ominous lighting for their underground bunkers.

Lazarus Group’s Chollima division, once feared for its relentless cyberassaults, has now reached new heights of audacity by attending virtual meetings. Our sources claim they even use fake cat filters during conferences to add an extra layer of anonymity and, presumably, to inject some humor into their otherwise diabolical agendas.