In today’s digital age, spotting a phishing attack is as easy as spotting Waldo at a stripes-only convention. Forget about complex AI-driven solutions or dedicated security teams, when what you truly need is a sharp eye and a healthy dose of paranoia. If you think that email from ‘Prince Notalotto’ offering you a kingdom sounds legit, well, congratulations! You’re ready to unlock the next level of cybersecurity enlightenment.

Welcome to Tycoon2FA, where we teach you the fine art of phishing detection. Our top tip? Assume everything is a phishing attack until proven otherwise. Phone bills, grandma’s cookie recipes, even birthday e-cards from your mom—face it, they’re all suspect. After all, that $10 discount code could very well be an entire week’s worth of ramen, or a sinister plot to nab your Netflix password.

Some argue that only a small percentage of phishing emails bypass filters, but we prefer the thrill. Every unopened email is schrodinger’s cat—both a possible Nigerian prince and a genuine request from your bank. The trick? Just delete everything. After all, if it’s important, they’ll find you on LinkedIn—or by smoke signals. Remember, as phishing techniques evolve, so too must our level of blissful ignorance!