In a thrilling plot twist straight out of a tech noir film, cybercriminals have released a ‘Hacking 101’ series available on your preferred mainstream streaming platform. The series promises to transform even the most tech-illiterate into proficient cybercriminals in just 10 episodes. Expect riveting content, such as ‘How to Exploit VPNs Like a Pro’ and ‘Spyware for Dummies.’

In episode one, viewers learn the subtle art of blending in by using AI—now more accessible than ever—as a tool of digital seduction. Forget asking Siri if she loves you; now it’s all about tricking her into giving you access to secure data because hey, it isn’t hacking anymore, it’s dating!

Meanwhile, the show’s surprising success has sparked a new trend in cybercrime: ‘Criminals as a Service.’ Just when you thought the gig economy couldn’t get any worse, here’s an opportunity for enterprising hackers to sell their skills like Uber rides. It’s the Silicon Valley dream, hacker style!