In an unforeseen twist that no one saw coming, least of all the cybersecurity world fueled by coffee and paranoia, TAG-140 has unleashed their latest cyber creation upon the unsuspecting Indian government sectors. DRAT V2, a remote access trojan, is reportedly having the time of its life, sipping virtual chai and munching on digital samosas, all while causing mayhem like a mischievous cousin at a wedding.

The hackers, who apparently moonlight as international men of mystery minus the suave charm and Aston Martins, have decided that targeting Indian defense and rail sectors is akin to the plot of a gripping espionage novel. Sadly, they’re more ‘Austin Powers’ than ‘James Bond,’ as the hack has been tracked and attributed by the Insikt Group, who are undoubtedly high-fiving over their latest detective work.

Meanwhile, the Indian Railways staff might be wondering why their computers are strangely enamored with decoding messages about mysterious bugs and rodents. So, unless you’re in the market for uninvited computer guests that redefine the term ‘remote access,’ it might just be time to change the locks, or at least your password from ‘password1234.’