Ah, the joys of modern streaming services! Turning your unwitting grandparents into polyglots by subtly introducing them to a world of novelas and foreign films. Forget Duolingo, get hacked!

Imagine the delight of discovering that your favorite rom-coms have been swapped for suspenseful telenovelas. Suddenly, you’re not just binging; you’re immersed in an unplanned language-learning session, courtesy of a hacker with an exquisite taste in international drama.

Who knew Netflix had such an innovative language exchange program? Not content with merely entertaining, the service now secretly partners with anonymous internet tricksters to teach you the language of love, intrigue, and subtitles—all with the click of a new, stolen password.