In the latest twist of cosmic irony, hackers have found the perfect use for Facebook ads: spreading malware through fake cryptocurrency trading apps. Who would have guessed the algorithm had such a generous side gig for hackers?

These savvy cybercriminals debuted their Broadway-worthy show called the ‘JSCEAL’ malware. Instead of selling you the secret to eternal youth or the perfect keto plan, they’re here for your credentials and wallets. The twist? You never saw it coming, because who checks behind the curtain of sponsored ads?

Thousands of unsuspecting victims, likely lured by promises of doubling their Shiba Inu coins, journeyed to counterfeit sites that should have been flagged for bad taste alone. But hey, in a world where everyone is an MVP trader, who’s to challenge a slick ad with the trading acumen of a latte-toting influencer?