**Breaking: Erlang/OTP SSH Bug Opens Doors for Uninvited Code, Welcomes Hackers with Red Carpet and Complimentary Wi-Fi**

In a groundbreaking move that has left the cybersecurity world gasping for air, the Erlang/OTP framework has decided to throw open its digital doors with a vulnerability so critical, it practically hands over the keys to the kingdom. Rated a perfect 10.0 on the CVSS scale, this SSH flaw is the new gold standard for hackers who enjoy their illicit access to be both unauthenticated and uninterrupted.

Sources inside the Erlang camp reveal that this vulnerability is the result of a secret initiative dubbed “Operation Open Sesame,” aimed at redefining what it means to be ‘user-friendly.’ “Why bother with tiresome login screens when you can have code execution on demand?” quipped the anonymous lead developer, who also reportedly enjoys leaving his front door unlocked for added excitement.

In an unprecedented twist, the vulnerability comes with a promotional offer: the first 100 hackers to exploit this flaw will receive a limited-edition certificate of achievement and an exclusive invite to the “Who’s Who of Hackers” gala. Rumor has it, the after-party will feature a live demonstration of ransomware installation techniques, with free T-shirts that read, “I Exploited Erlang/OTP SSH, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.”

As servers everywhere prepare for the onslaught of uninvited guests, cybersecurity experts advise organizations to stock up on popcorn and prepare for a show. After all, what’s better than watching your network security crumble in real-time, knowing that you’re part of history in the making?

In the meantime, Erlang representatives remind users to “sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride,” because when it comes to vulnerabilities, why settle for anything less than a perfect 10?