In a groundbreaking revelation, Chinese hackers have redefined what it means to be a cutting-edge cybercriminal. Eschewing the traditional, ‘boring’ methods of digital thievery, they’ve embraced the modernist techniques of spear-phishing with a twist of Cobalt Strike and custom backdoors. It’s like Picasso, but for bytes.

The Taiwanese semiconductor sector, naturally, feels honored to be the canvas for such pioneering work. Companies involved in manufacturing, design, and testing are thrilled to be part of this elite exhibition of cybersecurity avant-garde, where every phishing email is a potential masterpiece and every breach, a brushstroke on the silicon canvas.

Meanwhile, the financial investment sectors are eagerly waiting their turn, hoping that one day they too can be targeted by state-sponsored artists with a penchant for digital disruption. After all, who wouldn’t want to be part of an art movement that blurs the lines between espionage and creativity?