In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming—except maybe everyone with basic IT knowledge—Click Studios has issued an update to its Passwordstate software. Yes, you read that correctly: a new patch that bravely leaps from merely ignoring the problem to pretending to fix it!

The Australian company has addressed what they call a ‘potential vulnerability’ in their authentication process. Translation: Passwordstate had a door marked ‘Emergency Access’ that was less secure than a tent in a hurricane. This patch means that now, instead of inviting hackers in for tea, they might actually have to knock first. Progress?

Click Studios assures us that Build 9972 of Passwordstate 9.9 is the magical cure. So, while users still can’t remember their own passwords, at least dubious strangers on the internet will face a slightly tougher time accessing them. But hey, what’s enterprise-grade software without a little bit of adventure?