In a groundbreaking revelation that has truly stunned the cybersecurity community, CISA disclosed that hackers have been using innovative technology called ‘malware’ to exploit vulnerabilities in systems just sitting there waiting to be hacked. Nobody saw it coming, except maybe everyone with a computer.

The Ivanti Endpoint Manager Mobile (EPMM), which we hear is a sophisticated enterprise solution and definitely not a collection of spaghetti code, was found to have weaknesses that hackers exploited by using a password strategy involving the complex sequence ‘1234’. Experts warn this was clearly too advanced for the casual user.

Security researchers are urging companies to adopt cutting-edge cybersecurity strategies such as using passwords that don’t appear on luggage tags and ensuring servers are not randomly connected to the Wi-Fi named ‘HackMe’. Meanwhile, CISA is reminding everybody to patch vulnerabilities faster than a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.