In a groundbreaking revelation, the tech world has embraced the fact that Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery (CI/CD) pipelines not only speed up development but also create express lanes for hackers everywhere. Why bother with slow, traditional hacking methods when you can infiltrate automated systems that do the work for you?

Wazuh, the industry’s latest buzzword, promises to secure these processes, which we all know is code for ‘slap a band-aid on it and hope for the best.’ After all, what’s more exciting than watching your meticulously crafted code effortlessly distributed to hackers worldwide? It’s the modern developer’s dream: simultaneously building software and creating a new global cybercrime network!

The beauty lies in the paradox: fast, reliable deployments with a side of chaos and vulnerability. Developers can rest easy knowing their code is swiftly tested, built, and deployed, right into the waiting arms of eager cybercriminals. Now, if only we could automate the security breaches to match this efficiency!