In a plot twist that cybercrime experts saw coming but the world decided to ignore, China’s illustrious hacking ensemble, RedNovember, is now performing on the global stage with the grandeur of a rock band that just can’t quit. Just like your favorite band, they’ve decided to ‘tour’ Africa, Asia, North America, South America, and Oceania, bringing their greatest hits of cyber espionage to a government near you.

Equipped with their favorite tools – Pantegana and Cobalt Strike – these cyber maestros are conducting symphonies of digital mayhem that are probably more organized than your last Zoom call. If you’re not yet on their hacking tour itinerary, don’t worry, they’ll likely add new tour dates soon. After all, why should anyone miss out on the chance to be hacked by state-sponsored experts?

While heads of state across the globe scramble to decipher if RedNovember is a hacking group or an avant-garde art installation, Recorded Future has decided they’re worthy of an official name change from TAG-100 to RedNovember. It’s a more marketable name that rolls off the tongue, unlike the complex passwords that governments still don’t use.