In a stunning victory for those who only wanted to update their grandparents’ antivirus software, the CBI has added an esteemed chapter to its achievements by shutting down a £390K tech support scam. Users across the U.K. can now cautiously resume answering phone calls from numbers they’ve never heard of with only mild skepticism.

This spectacular operation to tackle the burgeoning industry of fake tech support has reportedly cut down global levels of unsolicited advice by 12%, leaving the rest of the world wondering if they should feel relieved or disappointed that these callers won’t be around to explain how ‘your computer is going to implode if you don’t buy this special software right now.’

The CBI’s arrests of key operatives left Noida’s call center community in a state of disbelief, as their best and brightest can no longer troubleshoot non-existent problems for hefty fees. Meanwhile, tech support personnel everywhere heaved a sigh of relief upon realizing they could at last focus on genuine customer complaints, like the person who keeps accidentally activating airplane mode instead of lowering their volume.