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  • In a shocking twist of fate, Germany’s Federal Criminal Police Office, also known as the BKA, remembered to clear its cookies and decided that eXch’s alleged billion-dollar laundering spree was a bit too dirty for their taste. The move has left crypto enthusiasts worldwide wondering if their get-rich-quick tutorials are now part of an 8TB…

  • In a move that has surprised no one but amused everyone, Google has decided to shell out $1.375 billion to the state of Texas for the minor faux pas of unauthorized tracking and data collection. Apparently, Google’s idea of getting to know Texans better involved some light stalking that even the most dedicated ex would…

  • In the latest episode of ‘Cybercriminals Watch Too Much Netflix,’ Brazilian executives are the stars of a new phishing campaign featuring the thrilling premise of free software trials. Yes, because who doesn’t want to be on the edge of their seat wondering if their data is safe, especially when lured by the irresistible call of…

  • In the swanky world of cybersecurity, it’s not the hackers that pose the greatest threat, but the dreaded treadmill of vulnerability management. Picture this: a room full of overworked security professionals frantically treading air, glancing nervously at the mountain of patch notes looming over them. It’s almost like a reality show, except there’s no prize…

  • Introducing AI agents into your business is akin to inviting a gang of invisible toddlers armed with sharpie markers into your immaculately white living room. They can automate tasks and create better user experiences, sure, but they also bring a whiff of chaos that makes your IT department break into a stress-induced cold sweat. Amidst…

  • In a move that has left even the most seasoned cybercriminals envious, FreeDrain has harnessed the arcane art of SEO manipulation to pilfer crypto treasures from the unassuming digital hoards of wallet holders worldwide. Who knew the Black Hat world had its very own Hogwarts? Like the Pied Piper of digital finance, FreeDrain employs a…

  • Congratulations to SonicWall for bravely facing the cybersecurity equivalent of Swiss cheese with their SMA 100 devices. Three new vulnerabilities needed patching, and SonicWall valiantly rose to the occasion like a fireman who just discovered a new arson hobby. These flaws allowed attackers to run code as root, which for those unaware, is like handing…

  • In a stunning revelation that has left the cybersecurity world both baffled and mildly amused, a whopping 61% of security leaders admitted that their digital fortresses were breached not because they lacked tools but because they couldn’t decide which of their 43 cybersecurity gadgets to actually configure properly. It appears that the walls of these…

  • In the latest episode of ‘We Swear We’re Totally Not Hacking You,’ Russian hackers have been spotted using ClickFix, a fake CAPTCHA that’s somehow even more irritating than the real thing, to spread their new espionage malware, affectionately dubbed LOSTKEYS. Because why settle for phishing, vishing, or smishing when you can make people lose their…

  • In an inspiring series of events, the OttoKit WordPress plugin has once again been hailed for its open-door policy, welcoming all forms of cyber hooligans with no discrimination. A new exploit charmingly dubbed ‘The Key to Pandora’s Box’, known formally as CVE-2025-27007, has been spotted frolicking in the wild, much to the delight of malicious…