🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the ever-expanding landscape of virtual maliciousness, TA829 and UNK_GreenSec have generously shared their ingenious tactics in a collaborative effort the cybersecurity community didn’t ask for but got anyway. Experts believe this alliance marks an exciting new chapter in the ongoing drama of ‘Who…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an exciting twist that absolutely nobody asked for, it turns out there’s a hidden Easter egg in your favorite Integrated Development Environment (IDE). It’s like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is malicious code that will gleefully execute itself on your unsuspecting developer…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move, the U.S. has decided to put a dent in the burgeoning North Korean tech freelancing industry, otherwise known as ‘Kim’s Code because Cabbage Isn’t Cutting It Anymore’ initiative. Like a bad franchise movie, the suspects were involved in a predictable…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, five aspiring millionaire fraudsters were apprehended this week by Europol, leaving them utterly dismayed at the realization that crime, as it turns out, doesn’t pay in Bitcoin either. After allegedly hoodwinking over 5,000 victims worldwide, these masterminds of…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking ‘Hey, we’re still relevant’ move, U.S. agencies have graciously reminded everyone of the existence of Iranian hackers. Their strategy seems to involve a lot of anxious nail-biting, hamster wheel-running, and fervent advising. It’s almost like someone’s worried people might actually be…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a plot twist even James Bond would envy, the notorious threat actor ‘Blind Eagle’ has managed to flawlessly pull off a risky balancing act worthy of a Las Vegas headliner. Their top-secret recipe for cyber mischief includes hefty doses of Russian bulletproof hosting…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking confession that surprised absolutely no one, a group of hackers recently revealed that they have been leveraging credentials as unique identifiers, not because it’s innovative, but because, and I quote, ‘We like our jobs to be as simple as stealing candy…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an eyebrow-raising move that shocked absolutely no one, Facebook has unveiled its latest AI tool with the subtlety of a bullhorn at a library. The new feature politely requests that users upload their entire photo galleries—even those ‘never meant to see the light…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning move, GIFTEDCROOK, the malware known for its propensity to dig through browser history like a nosy sibling, has evolved into an intelligence-gathering tool that can now exfiltrate data faster than a teenager can delete browser history. Experts say this is the…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a turn of events nobody saw coming — except everyone absolutely did — the FBI has announced that Scattered Spider, the cybercriminal gang with a name so generic it should have been an early 2000s indie band, is now targeting airlines. Yes, this…