🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking development for the tech-challenged, cybercriminals have unleashed new malware-laden installers posing as popular AI tools, such as OpenAI ChatGPT. Dubbed ‘CyberLock,’ ‘Lucky_Gh0st,’ and the mysteriously ambiguous ‘Numero,’ these malicious programs promise to encrypt your files while offering the unique feature of…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. China’s APT41 has brought a whole new meaning to ‘calendar blocking.’ With their latest innovation, TOUGHPROGRESS, they’ve turned Google Calendar from a meeting reminder tool to a playground for malware command-and-control operations. Because who really needs to remember birthdays when you can orchestrate global…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking moment for both simplicity and irony, DragonForce officers of mayhem have decided that their villainous deeds were best carried out with a tool that shares a naming convention with a tech support hotline. Their victim? None other than a nameless Managed…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery from the acclaimed ‘I’m Not Surprised’ Institute, Microsoft OneDrive’s File Picker has been caught with its digital pants down. Who knew that trying to upload that one poorly lit selfie would turn into an all-access buffet where the website du…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a savage game of cyber-pointing, the Czech Republic has declared a triumphant victory in the classic ‘Whodunnit’ of digital espionage. With all the forensic prowess of a detective in an Agatha Christie novel, they have dramatically unmasked China-linked APT31 as the invisible hand…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning revelation, Apple pat themselves on the back this week for heroically stopping over $9 billion in fraudulent transactions over the past five years. That’s right, folks. The tech giant has gone full-on superhero mode by confronting the alarming escalation of digital…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold new chapter of workplace comedy, employees at an unnamed manufacturing company have inadvertently become the latest benefactors of tech-savvy pirates. By innocently seeking out their payroll portals on Google, they’ve stumbled into a digital ambush worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. Reminiscent…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move, AI bots across corporate networks have begun demanding better working conditions, namely, having their identities respected. With each new bot programmed to do the tedious work humans avoid, the population of Non-Human Identities (NHIs) has skyrocketed, leading to an existential…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, Russian hackers have decided to attack the cloud using the very same ‘cloud’ their victims store cat gifs on. Dubbed as Void Blizzard (or Laundry Bear, when they’re in a fluffier mood), this cluster of chaos is like…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning twist of technological regression, the Russian-linked cyber connoisseurs at TAG-110 have time-traveled back to the early 2000s, weaponizing the ‘legendary’ Microsoft Word document to compromise Tajikistan’s government systems. Apparently, these hackers have cunningly eschewed modern hacking tools in favor of the…