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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what some are calling an unfortunate misunderstanding and others are calling the least believable excuse since “the dog ate my homework,” 33-year-old Chinese national Xu Zewei was apprehended in Milan, the city known for its fashion, finance, and apparently, hacking expeditions. Xu, presumably…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a series of breathtakingly innovative maneuvers, cybercriminals have found themselves stumped by the sheer complexity of retail customer service channels. Hackers, who once breezed through overprivileged admin roles like seasonal sales, are now reportedly disoriented by labyrinthine phone trees and patronizing hold music.…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that’s only eight years too late, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has bravely added four vulnerabilities to its Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (KEV) catalog. This is akin to finally realizing that leaving your front door open in a crime-ridden…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, cybersecurity researchers have discovered a cunning plot to upgrade small and medium business (SMB) software engineers from ‘innovative’ to ‘infiltrated’. Under the guise of helpful AI tools, malware has been downloaded faster than a cat video in a fiber-optic household.…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unforeseen twist that no one saw coming, least of all the cybersecurity world fueled by coffee and paranoia, TAG-140 has unleashed their latest cyber creation upon the unsuspecting Indian government sectors. DRAT V2, a remote access trojan, is reportedly having the time…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an age where our refrigerators can tweet and our toasters can hold philosophical conversations, manufacturers still think default passwords like ‘1234’ or ‘admin’ are the epitome of security innovation. Yes, because nothing screams Fort Knox like a password that even a toddler could…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an era where your browser employs a zero-day bug like it’s taking a day off to binge-watch cybersecurity documentaries, Chrome has decided to spice things up. Instead of adding new features, they’ve introduced a charming backdoor for cybercriminals—redefining ‘user-friendly’ one exploit at a…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that definitely doesn’t surprise anyone who’s ever read a tech news headline, Taiwan’s National Security Bureau (NSB) has issued a dire warning about the sinister nature of apps like TikTok, Weibo, and RedNote. Apparently, these apps are voraciously gobbling up…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s thrilling episode of ‘Why Did We Leave That Open?’, we explore the wonders of exposed Java Debug Wire Protocol (JDWP) interfaces, now available as a hot new destination for cryptocurrency enthusiasts! Forget free coffee; the real perk is free crypto-mining, right on…