🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s episode of ‘Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,’ PoisonSeed hackers have effortlessly side-stepped FIDO keys, proving yet again that security is only as strong as the weakest click-happy user. It seems that these digital bandits have cleverly turned QR codes into their…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move, China’s law enforcement has decided to make privacy invasion as seamless as possible with their new app, Massistant. It’s like having your own dedicated, albeit slightly intrusive, stalker — now available in handy app form! Developed by the ever-resourceful SDIC…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring move that has brought together cybercriminals and tech-challenged grandparents, the notorious UNG0002 group has revolutionized the use of LNK files. While your grandma uses them to clutter her desktop with shortcuts to ‘THE INTERNET’, hackers have discovered they also double as…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, cybercriminals have discovered that vulnerabilities in Ivanti Connect Secure (ICS) are not just fancy tech jargon for guilt-free snacks. Instead, they are pathways to unleash havoc, much to the confusion of everyone who assumed it was a diet…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In yet another display of their professional prowess, hackers have decided to solve the age-old problem of ‘How does one mine for crypto without paying for electricity?’ Answering it with a masterful stroke of ingenuity, they’ve started using Apache HTTP servers. Because, why not?…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, Chinese hackers have redefined what it means to be a cutting-edge cybercriminal. Eschewing the traditional, ‘boring’ methods of digital thievery, they’ve embraced the modernist techniques of spear-phishing with a twist of Cobalt Strike and custom backdoors. It’s like Picasso, but…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Ah, the good old days of cybersecurity, when firewalls and antivirus programs were the digital equivalent of a dog with a ‘Beware of Dog’ sign. But fear not, brave security leaders! We’re now racing forward into 2025, where the threats are so sophisticated, your…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, Europol announced that it has successfully disrupted the digital fortresses of the infamous NoName057(16) hacktivist group, bringing down their mighty server infrastructure. Sources say the operation was so secretive, they accidentally left their own lunch in the server room. According…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what can only be described as a time-traveling feat of cybersecurity irony, the retro-chic hacking group UNC6148 has brought back the glory days of backdoor exploits by targeting SonicWall’s Secure Mobile Access (SMA) 100 series appliances. These devices, long past their warranty, have…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented digital coup, AI agents worldwide are demanding the same recognition typically reserved for caffeinated junior employees who occasionally do work but primarily update memes on the company’s Slack channel. Forget MBA degrees; these AI entities boast ‘root access’ on their LinkedIn…