🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move to secure the world of open-source packages, Google has unleashed the OSS Rebuild initiative—essentially a Sherlock Holmes of the digital era—but without the deerstalker hat and with more Python scripts. Because nothing says ‘We’ve got your back’ like a massive…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the grand tradition of cybersecurity, where we tackle today’s threats with yesterday’s solutions, Kerberoasting remains the elegant elephant in every network’s room. For over a decade, experts have engaged in intense debates, from hacker forums to boardrooms, discussing and occasionally solving the perplexing…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. So, you’ve finally mastered the art of SOC management and you’re ready to trade in your comfortable swivel chair for the glorious title of CISO. Congratulations! In this thrilling career move, you’ll get to swap out actual cybersecurity work for thrilling things like Zoom…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move, the elusive APT41 has decided to expand its horizons and take its talents on a tour of the African IT landscape. This fascinating group of digital mischief-makers has chosen to provide the continent’s IT services with a taste of top-tier,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that can only be described as “VPNception,” Iranian-linked digital tricksters have managed to redefine online anonymity by ensuring everyone knows exactly what you’re doing online. Their newest concoction, the DCHSpy Android malware, is masquerading as a VPN app, proving once and…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, companies are finally realizing that maybe, just maybe, giving every employee access to sensitive data wasn’t the best idea. Enter Zero Trust, the fancy framework designed to ensure everyone feels like they’re working in a digital Fort Knox.…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking security initiative, Hewlett-Packard Enterprise has decided to redefine the term ‘open source’ by hard-coding login credentials directly into their Instant On devices. By doing so, they open the digital doors to the world’s most exclusive cybersecurity conference: your local coffee shop’s…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s episode of ‘Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,’ PoisonSeed hackers have effortlessly side-stepped FIDO keys, proving yet again that security is only as strong as the weakest click-happy user. It seems that these digital bandits have cleverly turned QR codes into their…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move, China’s law enforcement has decided to make privacy invasion as seamless as possible with their new app, Massistant. It’s like having your own dedicated, albeit slightly intrusive, stalker — now available in handy app form! Developed by the ever-resourceful SDIC…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring move that has brought together cybercriminals and tech-challenged grandparents, the notorious UNG0002 group has revolutionized the use of LNK files. While your grandma uses them to clutter her desktop with shortcuts to ‘THE INTERNET’, hackers have discovered they also double as…