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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold plan to diversify WhatsApp usage beyond emojis and desperate group chats, Brazilian devices have become the unwitting hosts to a Python-based worm that believes in sharing the wealth—specifically, their wealth. Eternidade Stealer, the newest entrant to the ‘Uninvited Guests’ club, has…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move set to reassure the billions who can’t remember their passwords, Google has heroically patched yet another gaping wound in Chrome’s V8 engine. This zero-day vulnerability, which was basically an open invitation to cybercriminals, has been dealt with swiftly—much to the annoyance…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring plot twist, Google has announced that adopting the Rust programming language for Android has made its memory safety issues as rare as an honest politician at a campaign rally. Yes, the tech giant, previously plagued with more holes than a slice…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking study of human indifference, the RondoDox botnet has found a cozy home in unpatched XWiki servers across the globe. Why fix a gaping security hole when you can embrace the excitement of living on the edge? A vulnerability with a CVSS…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, cybersecurity researchers have uncovered that North Korean hackers are now ashamedly disguising their malware as harmless JSON files. Apparently, these cyber masterminds believe that by using JSON storage services, they can outsmart the IT experts, who clearly are too busy…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a plot twist straighter than a North Korean parade march, five enterprising U.S. citizens have confessed to aiding North Korea’s attempt to become the Silicon Valley of cyberspace frauds. It appears these individuals mistook international sanctions as mere suggestions, much like traffic lights…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold twist of fate, AI researchers have unearthed vulnerabilities in the very software frameworks designed to make machines smarter than us. Yes, just when you thought your fancy GPU was only interested in rendering your high-definition cat videos, it turns out it’s…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that screams ‘new year, new me,’ Iranian hackers have decided to up their game with the launch of their latest cyber operation, dubbed ‘SpearSpecter’. Because why just snoop when you can snoop with style and a snazzy codename? The hackers,…