In a bold move to improve their SEO rankings, the U.S. Department of Justice has decided to expand its web development portfolio by seizing domains linked to cybercrime. Who knew breaking the law could come with a free marketing consultation? Employing an innovative strategy that involves domain confiscation, the DoJ envisions a future where cybercriminals…

In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have revealed that joining the ‘forbidden password club’ has never been easier. Thanks to new vulnerabilities in core dump handlers in Ubuntu, RHEL, and Fedora, your password hashes now have the security integrity of a wet paper bag laced with secrets. All hail the randomness of CVE-2025-5054 and CVE-2025-4598,…

In a daring move reminiscent of a Bruce Lee film, China-linked hackers have apparently decided to give SQL servers a crash course in martial arts, exploiting them with the finesse of a black belt instructor. SAP NetWeaver, caught off guard, has been seen practicing tai chi in hopes of warding off the blows. These cyber…

In the latest thrilling episode of ’21st Century Cyber Gods’, our villain EDDIESTEALER has hit the stage, bypassing Chrome’s app-bound encryption with the flair of a magician making your data disappear. The audacity! The drama! It appears that cybersecurity is now more of a reality show than a practice, with hackers eager to take home…

In an unprecedented move described as ‘bold,’ ‘risky,’ and ‘has he lost his mind?’ Jason Elrod, CISO of MultiCare Health System, unveiled his revolutionary plan to transform healthcare cybersecurity from the cold, unyielding ‘Department of No’ to a more welcoming ‘Culture of Definitely Maybe.’ Elrod candidly admits, ‘We’ve been so busy shouting ‘No’ like toddlers…

In a groundbreaking development for the tech-challenged, cybercriminals have unleashed new malware-laden installers posing as popular AI tools, such as OpenAI ChatGPT. Dubbed ‘CyberLock,’ ‘Lucky_Gh0st,’ and the mysteriously ambiguous ‘Numero,’ these malicious programs promise to encrypt your files while offering the unique feature of instant problem-solving—well, creating problems to solve, anyway. The developers behind these…

China’s APT41 has brought a whole new meaning to ‘calendar blocking.’ With their latest innovation, TOUGHPROGRESS, they’ve turned Google Calendar from a meeting reminder tool to a playground for malware command-and-control operations. Because who really needs to remember birthdays when you can orchestrate global cyber espionage? Google, always eager to reveal their latest unwitting service…

In a groundbreaking moment for both simplicity and irony, DragonForce officers of mayhem have decided that their villainous deeds were best carried out with a tool that shares a naming convention with a tech support hotline. Their victim? None other than a nameless Managed Service Provider (MSP), who we’re sure is absolutely thrilled about their…

In a groundbreaking discovery from the acclaimed ‘I’m Not Surprised’ Institute, Microsoft OneDrive’s File Picker has been caught with its digital pants down. Who knew that trying to upload that one poorly lit selfie would turn into an all-access buffet where the website du jour can feast on your entire cloud storage? Thanks to the…

In a savage game of cyber-pointing, the Czech Republic has declared a triumphant victory in the classic ‘Whodunnit’ of digital espionage. With all the forensic prowess of a detective in an Agatha Christie novel, they have dramatically unmasked China-linked APT31 as the invisible hand behind last year’s mischief on unclassified networks. No need for Miss…