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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Why rummage through code when AI can do it for you? In today’s digital age, hacking has become just another gig economy job where cybercriminals take breaks at quaint cafés while their AI assistants craft the latest phishing schemes. No longer do they need…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that redefines both employment and existential dread, North Korean hackers have pioneered a revolutionary blend of job scams and malware distribution. They’ve set up crypto consulting firms with names so generic, you’d swear they were generated by a bored AI…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move to ensure healthcare facilities are so secure you’d need a PhD to catch a cold, the industry has now automated zero trust. Yes, using cutting-edge algorithms and data-driven paranoia, you can now enjoy a healthcare system that assumes you are…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to stay ahead of the privacy curve, WhatsApp has just rolled out a feature ingeniously dubbed Advanced Chat Privacy. Because obviously, what the world needed most was a way to prevent your aunt from exporting her daily dose of inspirational…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, Russian military personnel have found themselves at the forefront of cutting-edge cyber espionage, thanks to their keen interest in outdoor adventures. The culprit? An innocuous-looking hiking app that’s secretly been tracking them closer than their own shadows. Security…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising twist on traditional recruitment methods, the Iranian-aligned cyber group UNC2428 has taken job hunting to an entirely new level of malevolence. Their latest innovation, the MURKYTOUR malware, is delivered via emails dressed as job offers so enticing the recipient might just…