🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of cross-disciplinary talents, the HOOK Android Trojan has upped its game with what experts are calling the ‘Swiss Army Knife’ of malicious mobile capabilities. At a recent cyber show-and-tell, the trojan unveiled its 107 remote commands, leaving onlookers in awe…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that has left diplomats yearning for the simpler days of carrier pigeons, the illustrious UNC6384 group has upped their cyber-hijacking game to new, uncharted levels of tomfoolery. Targeting diplomats in Southeast Asia, UNC6384 has decided that PlayStation trophies were simply not…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a heartwarming tale of tech-savviness, the Transparent Tribe APT group has rolled out a boutique service for Indian government employees, offering them the convenience of instant system compromise via desktop shortcuts. Who needs complex hacking when there’s a phishing email with a direct…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that can only be described as adorably conniving, a Go module has decided it’s tired of being just a one-trick brute-force tool. Instead, it’s moonlighting as a master thief, smugly siphoning off credentials and chatting up its owner via Telegram. Because…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist more bizarre than a soap opera plot, cybersecurity experts are sounding the alarms over a double act that’s giving traditional botnets a run for their money: GeoServer vulnerabilities and unruly Redis servers. It’s the kind of cybersecurity mash-up only the internet…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that has sent shockwaves through the cybersecurity world and grandmothers baking cookies, a Linux malware has been on the loose, stealthily slipping through antivirus software like butter through warm toast. Those extra-long email chains with dubious RAR attachments insisting they’re Aunt…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where robots have already replaced workers in factories, restaurants, and even some political offices, the time has come for them to infiltrate the last bastion of human expertise: the cybersecurity pentest. That’s right, your friendly neighborhood hacker is now a sleek,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of creativity, Chinese hackers using names like Murky Panda and Glacial Panda have decided to take their love for endangered animals to the digital realm, showing they can devour your cloud like bamboo shoots. Forget saving the giant panda; these…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an inspiring reminder that software vulnerabilities age like fine wine, Commvault’s pre-auth exploit chain has emerged as the vintage that hackers didn’t know they needed. Users have rushed to update their systems, but many sense nostalgia for a simpler time when security flaws…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one who understands the phrase ‘don’t steal and tell,’ a 20-year-old aspiring supervillain has been webbed in by the justice system. Noah Michael Urban, a member of the whimsical hacker troupe ‘Scattered Spider,’ found himself caught…