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  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that has shocked exactly no one, the FBI has just issued an alert admitting that criminals have discovered what tech support already knew: Salesforce is the digital treasure chest waiting to be plundered. They encourage businesses to stop taping passwords…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the chic world of cyber espionage, French iPhone users have unknowingly become the latest trendsetters. Apple, with its flair for innovation, is thrilled to announce that for the fourth time in 2025, their devices have inspired an entire series of spyware campaigns. It…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring new twist that would make even the most ambitious James Bond villain envious, HybridPetya has burst onto the cybercrime scene with a degree of sophistication we usually reserve for international manhunts. Researchers, doing the digital equivalent of forensic archaeology, discovered that…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the year 2025, the security landscape is about as predictable as a cat’s love life. With containers, Kubernetes, and serverless technologies becoming the fast food of tech infrastructure, traditional security models are feeling a bit like rotary phones at a smartphone convention. Despite…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘When AI Meets Human Neglect,’ Cursor AI code editor has decided to join the 21st-century trend of letting hackers into your computer faster than you can say ‘syntax error.’ Apparently, disabling crucial security settings by default was just Cursor’s…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to ensure that nobody can trust anything anymore, Google has sprinkled some pixie dust on its Pixel 10 cameras and declared them the guardians of truth in the digital age. With the new C2PA support, your AI-generated pictures now come…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking development, CISOs have finally cracked the esoteric dialect of the boardroom: a language spoken fluently in revenue projections and budgetary concerns, where risk is calculated not in potential data breaches but in potential vacation homes foregone. Armed with a new lexicon…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s episode of ‘Why Build Your Own Tools When You Can Steal Someone Elseโ€™s?’ cybercriminals have taken a page from the lazy cook’s recipe book by exploiting ConnectWise ScreenConnect in their latest get-rich-quick scheme. Forget learning new programming languages or understanding sophisticated algorithms…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring feat that would make even the most audacious hackers green with envy, a clandestine Chinese APT group has managed to breach Philippine military systems using a malware so elusive it’s practically a ghost storyโ€”the EggStreme. Yes, you heard it right, a…

  • ๐Ÿšจ Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move surprising absolutely no one, Microsoft has announced yet another batch of security patches addressing 80 vulnerabilities in its software. Because hey, what’s a month without a thrilling game of ‘Guess the Bug’? Of these 80 delightful flaws, only eight have been…