🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking strategy fit for a 90s sitcom, North Korean hackers have taken up the role of casting agents in a never-ending rerun of ‘Operation Dream Job.’ Their latest target? Unsuspecting European defense engineers who might just find a job offer in their…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a cybercrime caper that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud, a group of hackers known as ‘Jingle Thief’ has allegedly stolen more holiday cheer than a Grinch with a vendetta. It turns out that when they weren’t busy concocting questionable cookie recipes, these hackers…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a heartfelt move that left countless developers clutching their keyboards, companies are finally abandoning static secrets in favor of managed identities. After all, nothing says ‘innovative’ quite like realizing that 1995’s best security practices may have a few flaws. But don’t worry, the…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring shift of priorities, cybercriminals around the globe have set down their piña coladas and picked up their keyboards for a swap more intoxicating than any cocktail: hacking Magento stores! Much to the chagrin of online shop owners, over 250 stores experienced…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented twist of fate, humanitarian groups providing aid to Ukraine have become the unlikely stars of a new deadly digital theater: the Zoom call. As if dodging missiles wasn’t challenging enough, these champions of relief work now have to grapple with malicious…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking case of ‘didn’t you get the memo?’, Chinese cyber actors have decided to treat Microsoft’s July 2025 patch for the ToolShell vulnerability like the fine print on a warranty card. The result? A whirlwind tour of breaches that reads more like…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the ever-evolving theater of cyber warfare, where human analysts are apparently too mediocre to handle things alone, artificial intelligence has promised to step in and save the digital day. AI, or as some call it, ‘Advanced Ignoramus,’ is here to not only improve…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning technological advance, Meta has introduced a new anti-scam tool that will make WhatsApp and Messenger users feel like they’re back in the Stone Age. Because nothing screams progress like receiving tech advice from an artificially intelligent version of your Aunt Mildred,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking display of digital mischief, the notorious Salt Typhoon gang has successfully hacked into a European telecom network using a combination of the Snappybee malware and what can only be described as the ‘Feature-Not-a-Bug’ flaw in Citrix’s NetScaler Gateway appliances. When asked…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling new installment of ‘Hackers Gone Wild’, Google’s Threat Intelligence Group (GTIG) has bravely faced off against three brand new Russian malware families. These digital menaces, crafted by COLDRIVER, a hacking group with a moniker rivaling the creativity of a potato, have…