🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, Russian hackers have decided to attack the cloud using the very same ‘cloud’ their victims store cat gifs on. Dubbed as Void Blizzard (or Laundry Bear, when they’re in a fluffier mood), this cluster of chaos is like…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning twist of technological regression, the Russian-linked cyber connoisseurs at TAG-110 have time-traveled back to the early 2000s, weaponizing the ‘legendary’ Microsoft Word document to compromise Tajikistan’s government systems. Apparently, these hackers have cunningly eschewed modern hacking tools in favor of the…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, the FBI has issued an urgent warning to law firms: Luna Moth, the first entomologically inspired cybercriminal group, has been making unsettling phone calls. The Bureau suggests that if your office receives a call from someone who sounds like they’re…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. The audacity of cybercriminals has reached new heights, as they have now infiltrated the most sacred of developer spaces: npm and VS Code packages. Experts suggest a new career path for hackers: professional scavenger hunters, given their talent for snatching hostnames, IP addresses, and…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Once upon a time, web privacy controls were all about those cute checkboxes that made pages look busy. Nowadays, as users grow more privacy-aware, the sheer complexity of it all means most CISOs spend their days dreaming of simpler times when privacy validation sounded…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that has left both tech enthusiasts and malware aficionados high-fiving, hackers have rolled out the latest must-have in malevolent software—Winos 4.0. Like a cryptic software update that nobody asked for but everyone gets, this malware arrives wrapped in a bow…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of digital fate, cybercriminals have embraced their inner influencers, leveraging the addictive allure of TikTok to distribute Vidar and StealC malware. That’s right, while you’re scrolling through the latest dance challenges and cat videos, malware is subtly cha-cha’ing into your…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking operation that left tech giants and aspiring hackers alike in a state of existential dread, Europol has successfully waged war against the insidious menace of ‘The Internet,’ that dastardly network enabling cybercrime since the dawn of the digital age. The daring…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an astounding display of innovative vulnerability design, Microsoft’s latest gift to cyber attackers — the Windows Server 2025 — has introduced a dazzling new flaw that could revolutionize the way we think about digital security, or the lack thereof. The company has blessed…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist that has left cybersecurity experts chuckling in disbelief, sophisticated Chinese hackers, tracked ominously as UAT-6382, reportedly breached U.S. government networks by exploiting a vulnerability in Trimble Cityworks. It’s rumored that the flaw was discovered during a routine game of Minesweeper…