🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have revealed that joining the ‘forbidden password club’ has never been easier. Thanks to new vulnerabilities in core dump handlers in Ubuntu, RHEL, and Fedora, your password hashes now have the security integrity of a wet paper bag…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring move reminiscent of a Bruce Lee film, China-linked hackers have apparently decided to give SQL servers a crash course in martial arts, exploiting them with the finesse of a black belt instructor. SAP NetWeaver, caught off guard, has been seen practicing…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest thrilling episode of ’21st Century Cyber Gods’, our villain EDDIESTEALER has hit the stage, bypassing Chrome’s app-bound encryption with the flair of a magician making your data disappear. The audacity! The drama! It appears that cybersecurity is now more of a…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move described as ‘bold,’ ‘risky,’ and ‘has he lost his mind?’ Jason Elrod, CISO of MultiCare Health System, unveiled his revolutionary plan to transform healthcare cybersecurity from the cold, unyielding ‘Department of No’ to a more welcoming ‘Culture of Definitely Maybe.’…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking development for the tech-challenged, cybercriminals have unleashed new malware-laden installers posing as popular AI tools, such as OpenAI ChatGPT. Dubbed ‘CyberLock,’ ‘Lucky_Gh0st,’ and the mysteriously ambiguous ‘Numero,’ these malicious programs promise to encrypt your files while offering the unique feature of…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. China’s APT41 has brought a whole new meaning to ‘calendar blocking.’ With their latest innovation, TOUGHPROGRESS, they’ve turned Google Calendar from a meeting reminder tool to a playground for malware command-and-control operations. Because who really needs to remember birthdays when you can orchestrate global…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking moment for both simplicity and irony, DragonForce officers of mayhem have decided that their villainous deeds were best carried out with a tool that shares a naming convention with a tech support hotline. Their victim? None other than a nameless Managed…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery from the acclaimed ‘I’m Not Surprised’ Institute, Microsoft OneDrive’s File Picker has been caught with its digital pants down. Who knew that trying to upload that one poorly lit selfie would turn into an all-access buffet where the website du…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a savage game of cyber-pointing, the Czech Republic has declared a triumphant victory in the classic ‘Whodunnit’ of digital espionage. With all the forensic prowess of a detective in an Agatha Christie novel, they have dramatically unmasked China-linked APT31 as the invisible hand…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning revelation, Apple pat themselves on the back this week for heroically stopping over $9 billion in fraudulent transactions over the past five years. That’s right, folks. The tech giant has gone full-on superhero mode by confronting the alarming escalation of digital…