🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented twist of irony, the U.K. Police force has inadvertently become a top contender in the cryptocurrency world, much to the bewilderment of actual crypto traders. Their recent heist—err, raid—yielded £5.5 billion in Bitcoin, a haul so massive it officially puts them…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where every enterprise function is powered by AI, even the vending machines have begun demanding two-factor authentication. As organizations scramble to embrace AI efficiency, some have cleverly decided that securing the AI supply chain means simply posting ‘Do Not Hack’ signs…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that has cybersecurity experts everywhere shaking their heads in disbelief, new malware dubbed ‘EvilAI’ is making waves by posing as legitimate AI tools — but instead of improving workplace productivity, it’s helping hackers achieve the same results with decidedly more…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling exposé on the paradox of modern Security Operations Centers (SOCs), a recent study reveals that security leaders are now dragging artificial intelligence (AI) into the fray, tasking it with the noble quest of triage, detection, and threat hunting. Sadly, even our…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising twist this week, hackers have reportedly shown more consistency than your local ISP, according to software engineers who can’t believe they’re saying this with a straight face. While you were busy rebooting your router for the fourth time, cybercriminals were sneakily…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, Microsoft has uncovered a new phishing scheme so intelligent, it might just pass the Turing Test. Cybercriminals have apparently decided that just stealing your data isn’t enough—they now want to impress you with their AI-generated prowess. It’s phishing, but make…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that has industry experts buzzing, telecommunication companies across Asia have reported their most unexpected collaboration yet—with malware. Yes, PlugX and Bookworm have apparently joined the corporate board as unwelcome partners, bringing their unique brand of disruption to the table. If…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation that shook the art and cybersecurity communities alike, SVG files have finally found their true calling beyond just making websites aesthetically pleasing. They’ve graduated from digital paintbrushes to high-tech chisels in the hands of cybercriminals. No longer limited to creating…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist that has left cybersecurity experts both puzzled and amused, the infamous COLDRIVER group has rolled out what could only be described as ‘diet malware.’ Yes, the Russian APT (Advanced Persistent Threat) has taken a lighter approach to cybercrime, releasing malware…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented show of cybersecurity creativity, malware artists have decided that targeting merely popular browsers such as Safari and Chrome lacks spice. Enter the new XCSSET variant, now auditioning for a spot on your Firefox, ready to mix a clip of your digital…