🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move reminiscent of a tech startup scaling operations, the infamous Bitter APT group has announced its comprehensive mentorship program for aspiring cybercriminals. Dubbed ‘Hack and Learn,’ this initiative is set to revolutionize the hacking industry with its generous offer of coffee…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. If you ever thought your browser extensions were like digital cats—harmless and cozy—think again. It turns out these fuzzy, innocent Chrome extensions are moonlighting as somewhat less ethical data brokers. Who knew your search bar needed secrets to keep warm? Yes, in a breathtaking…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely no one except the crooks themselves, the Department of Justice has heroically taken down 145 domains linked to the BidenCash marketplace. Finally, an end to the virtual flea market where the only thing cheaper than the stolen…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Once upon a time, companies had an army of impenetrable DLP tools, laser-focused on files and network traffic. But as businesses leap into the SaaS galaxy, these tools are like applying sunscreen indoors – utterly useless yet somehow comforting. Who needs to worry about…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an inspiring display of digital mischief, Chaos RAT is making its rounds with all the charm of a computer virus that just discovered sarcasm. Operating systems Windows and Linux are reportedly quaking in their boots, or whatever tech-y metaphor fits here, as a…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunningly unsurprising revelation, Google has heroically uncovered a band of nefarious villains known as UNC6040, who were hard at work trying to turn Salesforce into their personal vending machine. Their weapon of choice? A cleverly disguised fake Data Loader app, because apparently,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking innovation, hackers have generously released new coding packages that promise to erase your company’s codebase faster than you can say ‘Version Control’. Developers worldwide are thrilled by the expectation of watching years of work disappear before their very eyes. Among the…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unexpected twist of innovation, Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) has decided to shake things up by releasing a security patch to address what they call a ‘feature’—a bug in the StoreOnce data backup that casually allows remote authentication bypass. Clearly, HPE is living…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the thrilling world of cybersecurity, let’s welcome our new digital overlords: help desk scammers! These digital geniuses have managed to outsmart the very guardians of our virtual kingdoms with nothing but a phone call and a healthy dose of audacity. Who knew that…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a festive revelation, cybersecurity researchers have blown the dust off an ancient Roundcube webmail bug, finally inviting it into the spotlight for its long-overdue 10th birthday party. This little code fiend, CVE-2025-49113, has been stealthily lurking around, refusing to grow up, and now,…