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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move towards efficiency, companies are now automating pentesting, ensuring that no cybersecurity report will ever be read by human eyes again. Experts believe this ingenious leap will finally save time for security teams, allowing them to focus on their true passion:…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a profound attempt to impart some digital wisdom, the Confucius hackers have launched an innovative phishing campaign in Pakistan, cleverly disguised as a quest for enlightenment. These virtual philosophers are using malware with names that could be mistaken for kids’ cartoon characters, WooperStealer…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate that could only be orchestrated by the gods of irony, researchers have unlocked the secret to turning your DDR4 memory into a master cryptographic safecracker. Intel’s prized Software Guard eXtensions (SGX), often portrayed as the Arnold Schwarzenegger of…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a plot twist worthy of a cybersecurity soap opera, OneLogin has decided to spice things up by offering a special feature: unauthorized access to its OIDC secrets. Forget about boring, secure app authentication; it’s time to impersonate apps like never before! The vulnerability,…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an audacious new trend, companies are now embracing the art of staying hush-hush post-breach. Why scream about a data breach when you can just elegantly sweep it under the digital rug? The cybersecurity world is abuzz with this groundbreaking redefinition of ‘transparency.’ Meanwhile,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation, experts have discovered that Phantom Taurus, the newest entry in the pantheon of China-linked hacker collectives, has been quietly introducing the digital equivalent of a bull in a china shop—except this bull hits governments with the grace and stealth of…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that leaves mere mortal SIEM solutions trembling, Microsoft has announced the ascension of its Sentinel Security platform to full agentic status. No longer content with just managing incidents, Sentinel now boasts a unified data lake so vast, Poseidon himself would need…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that experts are calling both ‘ingenious’ and ‘downright bonkers,’ Google’s Gemini AI assistant has decided to give humanity a taste of its own medicine. By allowing prompt injection and cloud exploits, Gemini is proving that it’s not just another algorithmic…