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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move, Google’s DeepMind division has announced the launch of CodeMender, an AI so advanced it not only identifies software vulnerabilities but also rewrites code, all while sipping a virtual latte and judging your syntax choices. This development is expected to revolutionize…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that will surely secure their place in the Cybersecurity Hall of Fame, the illustrious BatShadow Group has unveiled their latest masterpiece: the ‘Vampire Bot’. Designed to drain the dreams and aspirations of job seekers everywhere, this Go-based malware is redefining the…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a triumphant return to the digital stage, XWorm 6.0 has smuggled in more plugins than a live DJ set in a hacker’s basement. Just when you thought your data was safe, here comes malware with more versatility than a Swiss Army knife on…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling race to complicate matters further, organizations are discovering the joys of AI Security Posture Management (AI-SPM). Now, not only can you panic about human hackers, but also about improperly trained algorithms that might decide your data looks better on the dark…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, Oracle has announced the urgent release of a patch for a vulnerability so critical, it apparently took the entire cybersecurity community by delightful surprise. The vulnerability, dubbed CVE-2025-61882 for that extra flair of geek mystique, has been exploited in recent…

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